Aye That Will Be Right by Harry Morris

Author:Harry Morris
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781845025922
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Published: 2011-11-26T05:00:00+00:00

Midlife Crisis

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My former colleague met with me for a drink one day and told me he was recently talking with his wife and said, ‘Honey, twenty-five years ago, we had a one-bedroom apartment, a second-hand car, we shared a sofa bed and watched a portable black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot twenty-five-year-old buxom blonde. Twenty-five years on, having worked my way up through the ranks, we have a detached bungalow, two top-of-the-range Mercedes cars in the driveway, we share a super-king-size-bed and have a forty-eight-inch plasma screen TV, but now I’m sleeping with a fifty-year-old woman. It seems to me like you are not holding up your side of things!’

His wife is a very reasonable woman, so she said, ‘Tell you what, darling – if it makes you feel better, you go out and find yourself a hot twenty-five-year-old buxom blonde and I will make sure you go back to living in a one-bedroom apartment, driving a second-hand car and sleeping every night on a sofa bed.’

Don’t you think older women are brilliant?

They really do know how to solve a mid-life crisis!

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